preman tolol

tadi pagi nyokap gue nyeritain gue cerita lucu. ceritanya gini;

nyokap gue yang lagi tidur siang dibangunin sama bokap gue. bokap gue bilang kalo di luar ada debt collector yang nagih pembayaran uang motor yang kata dia nunggak 3 bulan. nyokap gue kaget, soalnya pembayaran motor gue dah selese bulan ini. gak mungkin ada tunggakan sampe 3 bulan. dengan kaget dan pusing akibat bangun yang tiba tiba tadi, nyokap gue keluar buat nemuin itu debt collector.

sementara itu bokap gue ngotot ngototan sama tuh debt collector yang digambarkan dengan sukses sama bokap gue kayak gorila gitu ... item, gede, serem *gue malah ngerasa bokap gue lagi berusaha describe ttg gue* ... bokap gue bilang kalo motor gue gak ada masalah ... soalnya petugas penagihannya dateng ke rumah ... debt collector keparat itu bilang kalo di rumah gue ada yang nunggak 3 bulan pembayaran motor suzukinya ... bokap gue lega ... soalnya motor gue honda ... lah ... tapi kan motor adek gue suzuki ...

bokap gue ngotot kalo pembayaran motor adek gue gak pernah telat ... debt collector bego itu ngotot kalo dia punya data dari komputer dan dia mengklaim kalo data komputer gak mungkin salah ... sementara bokap gue bilang sama dia data komputer bisa aja salah ... kalo tukang input datanya gak masukkin data *bokap gue jadi jago komputer gitu* ... dan sementara bokap gue dan debt collector itu ngotot ngototan, adek gue nyari slip pembayaran terakhir motornya ...

setelah dapet slip terakhir pembayaran motornya, adek gue nimbrung dengan membawa barang bukti baru ... dan niatnya akan dicocokkan ... pas akan dicocokkan, ternyata beda ... kesalahan ada di tangan debt collector dodol itu ... lho? ini kan astra ... saya bukan astra ... ini rumah no 12 bukan? ... halah ... debt collector kampung itu ternyata salah alamat, sodara sodara ...

walhasil dia sukses dimaki maki sama bokap gue plus nyokap gue ... blom puas dimaki maki, debt collector tolol ini diusir segera meninggalkan rumah bokap gue ... padahal ujan deres ... malu banget tuh debt collector bego ... makanya kalo mo ada apa apa tanya dulu yang sopan ... heran deh ... kenapa mesti ngandelin otot dulu sih? bukannya ngomong baik baik ... kalo gue ada, pasti gue kepruk helm tuh orang ...

Ok ... I was going to say ... what?!?! ... 300 rebu per bulan selama 5 tahun ... apabila tertanggung meninggal dunia karena kecelakaan ... gue bingung ... can someone spare his/her time to give me a logical explaination ... it's like ... do i have to die to get this previlage to get the voucher of 300 thou rups every month for 5 years? can i fake my own death?

Se a Vida E' (That's the Way Life Is)

Come outside and see a brand new day
The troubles in your mind will blow away
It's easy to believe they're here to stay
But you won't find them standing in your way

Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Come outside and feel the morning sun (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Life is much more simple when you're young (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Come on, essa vida e'
That's the way life is
That's the way life is

Although we see the world through different eyes
We share the same idea of paradise
So don't search in the starts for signs of love
Look around your life, you'll find enough

Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Come outside and feel the morning sun (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Life is much more simple when you're young (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Come on, essa vida e'
That's the way life is
That's the way life is

Why do you want to sit alone in gothic gloom
Surrounded by the ghosts of love that haunt your room?
Somewhere there's a different door to open wide
You gotta throw those skeletons out of your closet and come outside

So you will see a brand new day
The troubles in your mind will blow away
It's easy to believe they're here to stay
But you won't find them standing in your way

Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Come outside and feel the morning sun (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Life is much more simple when you're young (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Come on, essa vida e'
That's the way life is
That's the way life is
Come on, essa vida e'
That's the way life is
That's the way life is
Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Come outside and feel the morning sun (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Se a vida e', I love you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Life is much more simple when you're young (Aah-aah-aah-aah)
Se a vida e'

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[recipe] Nasi Maut

Warning: resep ini hanya diperuntukkan hanya dalam keadaan darurat. Jika tidak dalam keadaan darurat, lebih baik beli makan di warung tegal, atau restoran seafood sekalian. tapi buat yang ngeyel pengen bikin Nasi Maut ini silakan disimak cara mempersiapkannya.

Bahan bahan:

• sebungkus mie instan. mereknya apa aja. karena gue gak berhasil mengikat sponsor dengan salah satu produsen mie instan, jadi terserah deh ... mo pake mie instan apa aja ...
• sepiring nasi *kayaknya ada yang salah dalam pengurutannya deh ... aturannya kan nasinya nomer satu ... bukan nomer dua ... dan kenapa juga hal yang kayak ginian gue bahas yak ... aneh ...*
• ayam goreng sisa semalem. gak sisa semalem juga gapapa ... yang penting ayam goreng ... diganti ikan boleh aja ... bakso juga bisa ... halah ... masukkin aja yang ada di kulkas dah ...
  
• sebotol saos sambel botolan yang ada di dalem botol *ribet dah*

Cara memasak:

• rebus mie instan sampe mateng. indikator matengnya apa? yah, mie nya sampe empuk ... kalo gak empuk, tonjokkin aja sampe empuk ... huh ...
• setelah mienya mateng, tiriskan, buang aer rebusan mie.
• ambil penggorengan ...
  
• panasin penggorengan dengan menggunakan api ... *yaelah ...*
  
• ambil ayam goreng sisa semalem ... iris tipis tipis ... kalo mo lebih mantabh ... iris tebel tebel ... kalo masih blom puas juga, cemplungin aja tuh ayam utuh ...
  
• kasih minyak goreng secukupnya dalam penggorengan ... 2 atau 3 sendok makan udah cukup ...
  
• goreng ayam yang udah diiris tipis tipis, atau tebel tebel tadi ...
• masukkin mie rebus dan nasi ...
• bubuhi bumbu mie instan tadi secukupnya... apa? bumbunya kebuang ... coba diambil lagi dari tempat sampah ... jorok deh ih ... lagian gak disuruh ngebuang bumbu malah dibuang ...
• tambahkan saus sambal botolan secukupnya.
• jangan masukkan botol sambal botolannya ...
• aduk aduk hingga tercampur atau sampe gak berwujud lagi ... entah itu mie atau nasinya ...
• aduk aduk lagi hingga benar benar berbentuk makin ajaib ...
• ambil piring ... pindahkan nasi hasil olahan tadi dalam piring
• selamat menikmati ...

tadinya resep ini namanya nasi mawut mawutan gak jelas juntrungannya ... tapi demi sebuah nama yang dirasa agak komersial, maka nasi ini diberi nama nasi maut ... hiaahahahahahahaha ... hiks ... hiks ... *kelolotan tulang ayam*