cybersex ... huhuhu

I
i met this girl on the internet ... and we had a great sex ever
on the internet ... in-ter-f@#king-net?!? how is that possible? how do you do that?!?!
yeah ... u know ... start with flirting first and the conversation is getting hotter and hotter ... do you think i cheat on my wife?
d - ooohhhh ... yeah ... i think you cheat on your wife and how on earth is that possible anyway??
yeah ... you know ... when the urge need to come out, i go to the toilet ... and ... ah ... you know the rest
yuckss ... that is s.i.c.k., man ... really sick ... u need a professional help
c'mon ... it's not that bad ...
yeah, rite you sick ... sick bastard

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i think you right, man ... i think i had cheated on my wife
oh ... really??? knock ... knock ... where the hell you've been??? too much spending time in your toilet???
she asked me to meet up ... instead of spending time over the internet ...
you're not really going to meet her, right?
i think ... i think i will meet ... i wonder what's she looks like?
oh ... you're going to meet her, then ... where? her toilet or yours?!?! i'm out of here
man ... man ... don't leave me out here, man ... c'mon man ...